My Latest
Jimmy Adamowski: Teleporter
Last week my latest novel, Jimmy Adamowski: Teleporter, went live for sale all over the place. Jimmy Adamowski: Teleporter is a story of a man named Jimmy who is a teleporter. But! Not only that! His last name is Adamowski!
In all due seriousness (which is none because that’s what’s due), the reviews are NOT in and here’s what nobody has to say:
Jimmy Adamowski: Teleporter is a great entry-level guide to teleportation, especially if you’re on a budget. You just put your lips together and teleport!
‘ Gine Seskel
Wait! Who’s the teleporter here? Jimmy Adamowski or me? Cuz my page-flipping fingers went from ‘Chapter One’ to ‘The End’ in the blink of an eye (or the pinching together and flopping over of all the pages at once!)!
‘Roger Abort
Wait! Aren’t any literary reviewers going to not review this?
‘Better Home and Garden
Yes.
‘The Least Pompous Literary Reviewers You’ve Never Seen!
Waits!
‘Tom Waits (acting like James Bond or something)
Nothing special about teleportation. If we move at all, which we do not because it presupposes a ‘space’ we will occupy though not at present (which presupposes ‘space’ in general), our moving would have to be via teleportation. Because, you see…
‘Zeno of Elea
What kind of name is ‘Jimmy Adamowski’?
‘David J Winters
But, in all seriousness (owed or not), there really is a book out there called Jimmy Adamowski: Teleporter. It really is about teleportation and the many perils that come with it. Adamowski really is the last name of everyone on my mom’s side of my family. Adamowski really is a Polish name taken by a bunch of Ukrainians fleeing persecution who I descended from. And, pardon the tonal shift, but… the book’s funny.
And… And! It’s available free on Kindle starting today - Ukrainian Christmas Day - until January 11th.